Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Blotting my desk

I've been doing the police log for the past couple weeks while our news clerk is on vacation in England, visiting her daughter and son-in-law.

It's been fun. But here are some of my favorites from today's log:
1858 hrs. A tattoo violation was reported in the 400 block of Broadway where a juvenile allegedly received a tattoo without parental permission. Investigation is continuing.
Invesigation is continuing? Really? Don't you just have to look at the kid's arm, see if there's a tattoo there, ask the kid's parents and bingo bango, you're all investigated out?
12:26 Disordely conduct 1200 block High Street where two juvenile boys were attempting to set fire to a nearby field with fireworks.
Well, at least they were having good, clean, non-felonious fun. Ah, the innocence of youth...

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